(Day 1) ==> Ceroti: Open Memo

[catenarypyre]

-- catenaryPyre [CP] has opened the memo "GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE NOW." --

CP: ☥he good news ☥hus far is ☥ha☥ we've begun ☥he game as scheduled and Bea☥ix is safe.
CP: However, ☥he res☥ of us being safe is deba☥able a☥ bes☥ and I need all of you ☥o look ou☥side righ☥ now and check on ☥he sky.
CP: I☥ seems ☥here's more ☥o ☥his game ☥han any of us could have possibly an☥icipa☥ed. As we speak, ☥here are me☥eors raining down on our plane☥.
CP: When we s☥ar☥ed, we se☥ off a coun☥down and ☥he lower i☥ go☥ ☥he closer a me☥eor go☥ ☥o Bea☥ix's hive.
CP: As we speak, ☥he fields around my own hive have already been se☥ in flames from a me☥eor s☥rike a few miles ou☥.
CP: None of us are safe from ☥his even if we s☥op now, our only hope is ☥o con☥inue on and ge☥ each o☥her inside ☥he game as soon as possible.
CP: Yes. "Inside" is wha☥ I jus☥ ☥yped.
CP: Bea☥ix's hive is no longer where i☥ s☥ood. I☥ was ☥ranspor☥ed ☥o ano☥her loca☥ion ☥hanks ☥o a game cons☥ruc☥, and ☥herefore saved her from ☥he impending impac☥.
CP: Everyone should be ge☥☥ing your asses in gear and be readying ☥o s☥ar☥ downloading ☥he clien☥ and server files.
CP: I've made a chain lis☥ of server ☥o clien☥ players ☥o keep ☥his easier on everyone and as of righ☥ now I don'☥ wan☥ ☥o hear a single god damned complain☥ from any of you abou☥ ☥he way i☥'s se☥ up.
CP: We don'☥ have ☥ime ☥o be picky righ☥ now, ☥his is life or dea☥h for all of us and we have ☥o ge☥ ☥he fuck ou☥ of here before i☥'s ☥oo la☥e.
CP: If you don'☥ have ☥he ☥rollian handle of your server/clien☥, ge☥ i☥. I☥'s no☥ ☥ha☥ hard, we were all dragged in☥o ☥his ☥oge☥her. If you can'☥ find ou☥, ask Adelle.
CP: Here's how i☥'s going ☥o go, Server --> Clien☥, no complain☥s:
CP: Kanabo --> Myself, Papyaa --> Kanabo, Ciphoz --> Papyaa, Averil --> Ciphoz, Li☥hos --> Averil, Prome☥ --> Li☥hos, Sciaph --> Prome☥, Lyn --> Sciaph, Adelle --> Lyn, Menkar --> Adelle and finally Bea☥ix --> Menkar
CP: Ge☥ in con☥ac☥ wi☥h each o☥her, ge☥ a move on.
CP: We don'☥ have any ☥ime ☥o was☥e.

((OOC: This is an open memo for the trolls, meaning anyone can reply to anyone on it.))

Comments

[catenarypyre]

God dammit. You do NOT have time for Sciaph's bullshit. You're too busy flipping your shit to put up your usual polite act with these highbloods. Meteors are more of a threat to your life than they are at the moment.

There are me☥eors raining down abou☥ ☥o kill us if we don'☥ ge☥ our asses in gear in a ☥imely manner.
How could ☥his possibly be worse?
Unless of course you're referring ☥o your placemen☥, in which case yes, i☥ could be worse and I carefully planned ☥his ou☥ in advance for good reason.

[cuneiformadumbrate]

You're getting a migraine from staring at his response. Not like you can't just ignore it. You could, it's just really hard too. You may even smile a bit before you respond. But only a little bit.

i waS mxre reFFering to inStantanexuS Death
which wxuld be leSS preFerred tx the space xF time we SuppxSeDly have

[catenarypyre]

Ceroti: Be surprised by this answer

You can't be. Because this is Sciaph you're dealing with here. It doesn't surprise you in the least bit.

Of course you were.

[cuneiformadumbrate]

what that i wxulD rather have an allxtteD space tx cxnDuct my grieving xver what i aSSume will be the laSt chance tx laugh at sxme xF the mxre mxrxnic xF yxu than tx have my FleSh DiSintegrateD by a Falling rock heateD tx whx knxwS what

Shame xn yxu

[catenarypyre]

You don't even have words for that nor do you have time to deal with her and her logic. So you're just going to leave that be, let someone else handle that comment.

[elegantsyringa]

}!{ Very charming, dear.

You too can be quite dry over the internet when you want to be.

[cuneiformadumbrate]

i hxpe yxu Die FirSt

[elegantsyringa]

}!{ Most fortunately, I will not!
}!{ I have a great deal of matters to attend to before I can simply die.

[cuneiformadumbrate]

alaS my pxxr blxxDpuSher will have tx Deal with yxu anxther day

[elegantsyringa]

}!{ Now then, could you kindly stay quiet and start preparing for your entry?
}!{ I understand you may have many things to say, but none of them are actually pleasant nor needed when the apocalypse is in the midst of happening.
}!{ Just saying.

[cuneiformadumbrate]

nay i Dx nxt believe i can Dx that

(:S

[elegantsyringa]

}!{ Be quiet, or get ready for your entry?
}!{ Or perhaps both?
}!{ In any case you are far more hopeless than I thought you were capable of being.

[cuneiformadumbrate]

Stay quiet actually
ive alreaDy begun tx prepare
sx

[elegantsyringa]

}!{ Very well.
}!{ Though you could perhaps better than just running your mouth off.

[gallantannalist]

======> Andora: Try not to do too much scolding

You stare at your screen, shaking your head slightly. Of all the times for this, now? Hopefully this won't go too far, because if this is all really happening the last thing you need is an aching think pan.

Thankfully, you are rather used to this sort of situation. Not to mention you really needed to talk to her anyway, what with her being your server and all.


Now really isn't the time for this.