nopetrainstuck | (Day 1) ==> Ceroti: Open Memo

-- catenaryPyre [CP] has opened the memo "GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE NOW." --

CP: ☥he good news ☥hus far is ☥ha☥ we've begun ☥he game as scheduled and Bea☥ix is safe.
CP: However, ☥he res☥ of us being safe is deba☥able a☥ bes☥ and I need all of you ☥o look ou☥side righ☥ now and check on ☥he sky.
CP: I☥ seems ☥here's more ☥o ☥his game ☥han any of us could have possibly an☥icipa☥ed. As we speak, ☥here are me☥eors raining down on our plane☥.
CP: When we s☥ar☥ed, we se☥ off a coun☥down and ☥he lower i☥ go☥ ☥he closer a me☥eor go☥ ☥o Bea☥ix's hive.
CP: As we speak, ☥he fields around my own hive have already been se☥ in flames from a me☥eor s☥rike a few miles ou☥.
CP: None of us are safe from ☥his even if we s☥op now, our only hope is ☥o con☥inue on and ge☥ each o☥her inside ☥he game as soon as possible.
CP: Yes. "Inside" is wha☥ I jus☥ ☥yped.
CP: Bea☥ix's hive is no longer where i☥ s☥ood. I☥ was ☥ranspor☥ed ☥o ano☥her loca☥ion ☥hanks ☥o a game cons☥ruc☥, and ☥herefore saved her from ☥he impending impac☥.
CP: Everyone should be ge☥☥ing your asses in gear and be readying ☥o s☥ar☥ downloading ☥he clien☥ and server files.
CP: I've made a chain lis☥ of server ☥o clien☥ players ☥o keep ☥his easier on everyone and as of righ☥ now I don'☥ wan☥ ☥o hear a single god damned complain☥ from any of you abou☥ ☥he way i☥'s se☥ up.
CP: We don'☥ have ☥ime ☥o be picky righ☥ now, ☥his is life or dea☥h for all of us and we have ☥o ge☥ ☥he fuck ou☥ of here before i☥'s ☥oo la☥e.
CP: If you don'☥ have ☥he ☥rollian handle of your server/clien☥, ge☥ i☥. I☥'s no☥ ☥ha☥ hard, we were all dragged in☥o ☥his ☥oge☥her. If you can'☥ find ou☥, ask Adelle.
CP: Here's how i☥'s going ☥o go, Server --> Clien☥, no complain☥s:
CP: Kanabo --> Myself, Papyaa --> Kanabo, Ciphoz --> Papyaa, Averil --> Ciphoz, Li☥hos --> Averil, Prome☥ --> Li☥hos, Sciaph --> Prome☥, Lyn --> Sciaph, Adelle --> Lyn, Menkar --> Adelle and finally Bea☥ix --> Menkar
CP: Ge☥ in con☥ac☥ wi☥h each o☥her, ge☥ a move on.
CP: We don'☥ have any ☥ime ☥o was☥e.

((OOC: This is an open memo for the trolls, meaning anyone can reply to anyone on it.))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

~}{) at lea§t one §mart thing come§ out of your mouth~
~}{) dont do anything §tupid when it§ our turn~

~DUDE THAT'S my line~
~YOU'RE THE ONE we have to worry about~

~}{) no one would have to worry about me~ if everyone were le§§ annoying~

Edited 2013-08-06 14:12 (UTC)

~STOP BLAming everyone else dude~
~LET'S JUST GET through this without this shit for once~
~AGReed?~

~}{) capica~ im not in the mood to put up with your attitude~
~}{) even le§§ than u§ual~
~}{) ill have to handle you a lot later~ tone it down for a while~

You exhale, and for a moment consider arguing before setting your DUMB BIAS aside.

~FIne~
~BUT I'M JUst saying~
~WE'RE ON A tight schedule here~
~AND WE DON'T HAVE time to wait for you to be in the mood, tyorik~
~YOU CAN RESUME HATING US all later~
~BUT CAN WE PLease just get through this~
~I'D RATHER NOT SEE ANYONe die today~
~EVEn you~

~}{) everyone§ getting their pant§ wet over thi§~
~}{) ill try to go with the §chedule~ happy now?

~YEs~

~THAnk you~

~}{) dont thank me §o §oon~
~}{) keep that behaviour up until we 2 have fini§hed~ whatever we have to do~

Edited 2013-08-06 16:45 (UTC)

~DON'T EXPECT IT To last if you start being a pain~
~I'M JUST TRYING TO Make sure we don't die not swearing allegiance~

~}{) you §tart annoying me? cant guaranty anything~
~}{) warning you out of good will~ are we clear?

~YEAH Yeah~
~LOUD AND Clear brah~
~JUST REMEMBER THat it isnt just our lives at stake here~

~}{) you talking a§ if other live§ have never been~
~}{) dont try to remind me of thing§~ i know better than you~

~DELLY'S NEver has~

~}{) that§ what you think~
~}{) not bothering to explain anything~ §o dont a§k~
~}{) blackmailing me with death§ of my friend§ like that? wont do anything~

Your eye begins to twitch, and for a moment you consider slamming your already cracked husktop closed on the entire memo.

~IN CASE YOU FORGOt dude~
~DELLY IS MY BRo too~
~MY FIRST BRO ACTUALLY AND Kind of super important to me~
~SO THE IDEA THAT YOU THINK I'D USE him as blackmail is hella insulting~

~}{) §ure §ounded like that~
~}{) but to ruin your happy little world~
~}{) hi§ life and that of every other troll~ have been at §take for forever~
~}{) the difference i§~ everyone can §ee thi§ racewide threat~
~}{) calm down~

~SOMEHOW IT'S A LITTLE DIfficult when the world is burning up around me~
~KINDA WARRANTS A Bit more worry don't you think dude~

~}{) it§ burning for everyone~ or boiling~
~}{) cour§e you can cower §omewhere in your hive~ wait for it to be over~
~}{) your choice~ really~

~DUde~
~HAVEN'T WE ALREADY ESTABlished what i'm going to do?~

~}{) then §top whining~

Even though you have a temporary truce you can't stop being a complete dick to her. To be honest you don't even try very hard.

You continue to be surprised and impressed with the sheer amount of DICKISHNESS a single troll contains.

~DUDE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO discuss what whining is later~
~BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY GOT IT twisted somewhere~

~}{) no~ i wont di§cu§§ anything with you~
~}{) dont you have thing§ to do?
~}{) if you die before it§ your turn~ wont be my fault at lea§t~
~}{) not that i would complain~

~DUDE THERE WASN'T A choice in there~
~BUT FOR ONCE You're right~
~I HAVE MORE IMPOrtant things to do than bicker with you right now~

~}{) yeah~ go run~
~}{) for once you do §omething §mart~
~}{) dont want to §ee you anymore until later~

Edited 2013-08-07 17:21 (UTC)

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